Week of April 10

Brothers and Sisters,

Greetings in the Name of the Lord.

We’re already two days into Holy Week, and we want everyone to join in this beautiful observance. Please read through the entire newsletter, so that you will be aware of everything that is going on.Paschal Tomb Vigil 2023

Our Calendar

Fasting Days

The traditional fasting discipline is that we go without meat (beef, pork, chicken, and fish with backbones), dairy products, oil, wine, and hard liquor through Pascha, Sunday, April 16. If you need to modify that discipline in any way, please speak with your spiritual father as soon as possible.

Daily Services

There are no daily service this week, but Seth Hart and friends will be at the online chanter’s stand offering the First, Third, Sixth, and Ninth Hours this week.:

1st hour: 6:45 a.m.

3rd hour: 8:45 a.m.

6th hour: 11:45 a.m.

9th hour: 3:45 p.m.

Join the Daily Hours on Discord.

St. John Trapeza Readings

Fr. Andrew, Seth Hart, and Matthew Groh and many other folks continue to broadcast daily readings from spiritual books online.  They are currently reading The Commonitory by St Vincent of Lerins. The schedule is M-F at 12pm.

The schedule is Monday to Friday at 12:00 p.m. Please see the emailed version of the newsletter for the link to join the Trapeza Readings on Discord.

Monday, April 10 Great and Holy Monday

Pre-Sanctified Liturgy 6am

Bridegroom Orthros 7pm

Tuesday, April 11 Great and Holy Tuesday

Pre-Sanctified Liturgy 6am

Bridegroom Orthros 7pm

Wednesday, April 12 Great and Holy Wednesday

Pre-Sanctified Liturgy 6am

Service of Holy Unction 7pm

Thursday, April 13 Great and Holy Thursday

Vesperal Liturgy 6am

Service of the Twelve Gospels 7pm

Friday, April 14 Great and Holy Friday

Royal Hours 9am

Descent from the Cross Vespers Noon

Service of Lamentations 7pm

Saturday, April 15 Great and Holy Saturday

Vesperal Liturgy 8am

At this service, John S. Nathaniel N., and Violet P. will be

made catechumens, and Fredrick L., Sarah T., Cole and Beth C. and their children, Marla

and Stella P., Dawny R., Robert H., and Ben C. will be received into the Church.

Please arrive on time so you can join us for these Holy Mysteries

Midnight Office, Paschal Orthros and Divine Liturgy 11pm

Sunday, April 15 Great and Holy Pascha

Agape Vespers 2pm

Paschal Picnic 3pm

Monday, April 10 Great and Holy Monday

Pre-Sanctified Liturgy 6am

Bridegroom Orthros 7pm

Tuesday, April 11 Great and Holy Tuesday

Pre-Sanctified Liturgy 6am

Bridegroom Orthros 7pm

 Wednesday, April 12 Great and Holy Wednesday

Pre-Sanctified Liturgy 6am

Service of Holy Unction 7pm

 Thursday, April 13 Great and Holy Thursday

Vesperal Liturgy 6am

Service of the Twelve Gospels 7pm

Friday, April 14 Great and Holy Friday

Royal Hours 9am

Descent from the Cross Vespers Noon

Service of Lamentations 7pm

 Saturday, April 15 Great and Holy Saturday

Vesperal Liturgy 8am

Midnight Office, Paschal Orthros and Divine Liturgy 11pm

 Sunday, April 15 Great and Holy Pascha

Agape Vespers 2pm

Paschal Picnic 3pm

Holy Week Processional Music

Holy Week is full of processions and full of music. If you would like to sing while you process, our Choir Director, Karen Morgan, has provided us with some links so we can all learn the music:

Pascha procession music (To Thy Resurrection):

PDF: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ioLMwb0llKksh4rKFaCwpALGONW-m16Y/view?usp=share_link

Audio: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vfIRe6CmOJE6DqpoH0IyL5o8Gqs9GXPt/view?usp=share_link

coming up

The Pascha Book Study begins on Bright Wednesday, April 19, and it will meet each Wednesday night at 7pm through May 17. This year’s study will be structured just like the Fall Theological Seminar; we will have a series of presentations that will focus on our new temple, but we will also be talking about men’s issues and women’s issues and how, as women and men, we will interact with one another in our new temple. Please plan on joining us, either in person or on Discord, for what promises to be a very important time in the life of our community. 

 One of the really fun features of life at St John’s during the Paschal Season is our Annual Talent Show. This year, the show will be on Sunday, April 30 th , so if you play a musical instrument or do magic tricks or sing or tell stories or jokes or dance—or, really, do anything that brings joy to others—please consider participating in the show. If you have questions or need some specific equipment, please check with Rigel Thurston, but go ahead and sign up for your slot with this link: https://forms.gle/dJ37Trzm5eiCfbLv7

 And to keep the fun going all throughout the Paschal Season, on the Sundays following the Talent Show, we’re going to have live music during Fellowship Hour. We want to feature all the musicians in our community, so if you are part of a group or play an instrument or want to put together a group just for this program, talk to Rigel Thurston or use this link to get on the schedule: https://forms.gle/EdcAtJidfBW9nAjT9

We’ve already started getting ready for the next steps in our Building Program, and the way we’re doing that is through Prayer and Fellowship. When it comes to prayer, we’re asking everyone to purchase a copy of The Temple Akathist and to offer that service at home once a week. Copies are available at Christ the Lightgiver Bookstore. And while you’re picking up your copy of that service, if you don’t already have an icon of St Eanswythe of Folkestone, please get one of those, as well. St Eanswythe has been, for many years, the Patroness of our Building Program, and she’s the focus of our fellowship efforts—because what we want everyone to do is invite some friends over once a month to share a meal and to offer The Temple Akathist and then to post a photo of that fun on Discord.

OUR MOMENT OF GRACE AND COURTESY

Here are some very important things to remember as we get ready for Pascha::

1. During the Paschal Services on Saturday night/Sunday morning, if young children need to sleep, then they must be A) in the parish house with a family member or friend, or B) held in the arms or on the lap of a family member in the nave. Please do not, under any circumstances, allow your children to sleep on the floor of the nave, the narthex, the cry room, or the kitchen. This is not safe, and our ushers have been instructed to remind parents and grandparents that children are not allowed to sleep in these locations. Also, please remember that if your children are going to sleep in the parish house, there must be a family member with them at all times; they are not to be left with a family friend; they must be supervised by a family member, and they should never be left alone for any reason.
2. Pre-school children should not be given lighted candles. Battery operated candles are available at craft stores, and that is what pre-school children should use. Parents and grandparents should use their best judgment when it comes to allowing elementary-age children to hold a lighted candle. This is not only a safety issue (hot wax can cause bad burns; hair and clothing can blaze up quickly and unexpectedly); it also takes a great deal of work to remove wax from the carpet. Again, our ushers have been instructed to remind parents that very young children should not be given lighted candles.

3. Please remember to bring extra food for the Paschal Feast early Sunday morning. Godparents, if this is your godchild's first Pascha, please teach them about the feast and encourage them to bring food and join in. If you have friends who have been visiting the parish but aren't yet catechumens, please let them know about the feast so they can participate.

4. Please do not bring food that requires cooking or warming up or extensive preparation; there simply isn’t room for that in our kitchen. Also, if you bring food that requires refrigeration, you also need to bring an ice chest; there simply isn't room in our refrigerators.

5. Please leave your food in your vehicle until after the Pascha services have ended. Once we have all reverenced the cross and received our red eggs, there will be plenty of time to get the food and get organized; however, we simply won’t have room for all the food during the services.

Things That Make Priests Happy

Completing the Forty Days; processing with palms; seeing photos of the F.’s hesychastic cat and learning that Mary Anne H. has a thing for sourdough green hatch chili bread; advising the W. Brothers to watch more Cowboy movies; receiving a $29 royalty check; finding out that Chris L. has CDS (Cranky Doctor Syndrome) and that John B. is a Moth King (but I don’t think there’s an acronym for that); getting in on the parish pool as to when Pascha Track Suit Guy will appear; finishing up the Pre-Sanctified Liturgy just in time to see the big full moon.

an unworthy priest,

aidan

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